Write a Poem Competition
‘’Eldhose wrote a very clever poem titled ‘Before the Storm’. His use of enjambment, word choice and overall message add to the enjoyment of this poem. He is clearly a very talented writer and I wish him all the luck in the future- Well done Eldhose!’’ – Ms Doyle.
Before the Storm
Sure it’s all a hoax anyway.
All this global warming business.
A conspiracy by the elite few
Dead set on destroying jobs.
That’s what they are- Elite-
Or so they think. But we can smell
The BS a mile away. Apparently, my fridge
Is going to ‘deplete the ozone layer’’
And kill us all with them UV rays.
Seen Sci- Fi movies with better plots.
Imagine the headlines on the tabloids:
‘Man Stabs Earth Bleeding With Fridge.’
Better yet, think of all the songs that’ll be written:
‘Fridge Killed the Ozone Laya…’
For the bloody thing to happen already.